Sod's Law Skeptic Prints

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Editorial Control

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

"The salad - does it come with flavour?"

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

Coke Dealer

The UK's Russian Sanctions

I don't brake for lawyers

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

"Our investment climate is already volatile enough, so the 3-bean salad is off the luncheon menu."

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

'We're doing this so everyone will be used to more government regulations.'