Sock Tan Observer Prints

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Scientist seen on loch.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Missing sock

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'