Sociologist T-Shirts

"There is no justice in the world."

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

Inequality SeeSaw

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"I think it was an election year."

'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

Brainwashing

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Howard Flett - Some of his best friends actually were, in fact, black.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"I still have a dream."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

'Public/Private Park etc'

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."

Compression

Worshipping the free market...

Poor vs Rich