Sociologist T-Shirts

"There is no justice in the world."

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

Inequality SeeSaw

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"I think it was an election year."

'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

Brainwashing

Howard Flett - Some of his best friends actually were, in fact, black.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

'Public/Private Park etc'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

Compression

"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."

Poor vs Rich

Worshipping the free market...

'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'