Social Scientist T-Shirts

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

Clever democratic decision

'I believe the president is very concerned about minorities. We rich are a minority, you know.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

Census Interrogation

World pushing '7 billion' pram.

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Friedrich Engels

Tolerant Americans?

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

"By labeling it, I control it."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Rude Americans.

'Chosen people? - That sounds like racial profiling to me!'

Culturally significant problems solved

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

New product: Faux-Pas eliminator

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"A truly lively debate, yet no clear winner."

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Introducing the Faux Pas Eliminator!

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"What's it like in the real economy?"

WOKE Warning: This program contains previously accepted social views and references which some viewers may find nostalgic.

NO CRT

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

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