Sociolinguist T-Shirts

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Welcome to the future"

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Gender Equality

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

America, are we learning anything?

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punctuation Police

Oligarchy

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.