Sociobiology Gifts

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Welcome to the future"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Lynching on social media

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

America, are we learning anything?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're such a good listener."

Oligarchy

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Gifts for a cloned baby!