Society Spotlight Pillows

'The Stalls, Covent Garden Opera'

Child homeless sheltering under 'New society' newspaper

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

They hated me.

Oligarchy

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

George Orwell

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Have you drugged your child today?

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Intelligent Sexual Design

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Moral Outrage.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bleeding flag...

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'