Society Satire Fans Prints

"You know, there are other emojis."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'