Society's Watchdog Pillows

Benefit Capped.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Police Statetion

Politicians are from Uranus.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Flushing Democracy

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

EU Deal