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"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Who's In Charge Here?

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

A Higgs Bosun

Social median

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Office Rage.

"I really like smart women."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

"Ascend, Collins."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...