Society-driven T-Shirts

'Amazing...they seem to have established the community support mechanisms inherent in the 'Big Society; concept without a defined policy infrastructure to guide them.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"How is it in Russia?"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Progress.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'