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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

CIA report

"I have no thumbs."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Always with the String Theory."

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

The High Line at Giza

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Pope tarts.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Kultural K9's.

"Moulting"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."