Societal Issues Enthusiast Gifts

'There's a lot of adjustments to be made in your life now you're a woman...Like earning less money!'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Gun Ego

Hectare?

The Pope Code

Piorities in Minnesota.

An Arm and a Leg.

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

War and Death.

Johnny and Moloch

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Guy, is that you?'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

Catchment Area for Teachers

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

Alcohol Taxes - Can't afford to be a wino, please help.

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

Zeitgeist Final Four