Social Issue Enthusiast Gifts

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Hmm - I wonder if they have a hot lunch program.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Obesity books.

Confusion between viewing figures for 'Big Brother' and the argument for non-custodial sentences.

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

'The inmates are complaining their swimming pool is dirty? Do they think we coddle our prisoners here?!'

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Trump leaving

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

An Arm and a Leg.

Gun Ego

Piorities in Minnesota.

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

Johnny and Moloch

War and Death.

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."