Societal Changes Mugs

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

After 15 years Mike was released

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

That party went well.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Horse statue throws off rider.

All Hail the Matriarchy

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Most valuable element.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Don't you hate...

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Welcome."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

To-Let Town Centre Map

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Spiritual Lives Matter