Socially Responsible Mugs

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

Ilyasah Shabazz

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Never Source

COP26

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Environmental danger.

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

"Ever since we embraced corporate responsibility, my job satisfaction has gone down."

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

'Our social conscience fund invests in companies that don't do animal testing.'

A careless oil company accidentally taps into a vast reservoir of national cynicism.

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

Department store direction sign, "excessive mark ups, 3rd world exploitation, ripped off shop assistants, etc"