Shared Responsibility Enthusiasts Mugs

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

COP26

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

What did you know?/When did you know it?

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Environmental danger.

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

A careless oil company accidentally taps into a vast reservoir of national cynicism.

"Ever since we embraced corporate responsibility, my job satisfaction has gone down."

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

Department store direction sign, "excessive mark ups, 3rd world exploitation, ripped off shop assistants, etc"

"Item 4 on the agenda - Serving the common good"

So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."