Socially Conscious Sibling Mugs

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Fade to black...

The Election Strategy

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Four balloons

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Trump Memorial

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'