"He's a billionaire worth several thousand dollars."
Socialite Scene Observers T-Shirts
Our stylish t-shirts for socialites and scene observers let you express your love for the glamorous life and lively social scenes with clever, creative designs.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
'A Ball at the Mansion House'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
The United States of Amazement
Take a pill so you won't be one.
'Not...one...drop.'
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Joe Hundredaire
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
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