Socialite In Training Mugs

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"My birthday's coming up. Do you know a good caterer?"

"Proud, darling? Chateaubriand, fresh arugula, runny Brie, a ballerina, the Stocktons, and the Brazilian correspondent of the New York 'Times'!"

The correct mode of riding in Rotten Row

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

"I know it's silly, but I always pictured rich men as fat little people."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

"Eight dinner guests, eight bottles of the same wine. I don't know anything about the vineyard, but their advertising agency deserves a 100-point rating."

"My name is Baldo. Baldo Bermudez."

"My daughter's having her coming-out party."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

A day at the races

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."