Socialist Scholar Mugs

Karl Marx

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Voltaire

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Police Statetion

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Bearded Leftie.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

Monkey Business College

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Crime - Punishment

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.

Emile Durkheim

"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

Nikolay Chernyshevsky

Paul Beatty

Marriage

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Right key.