Social Withdrawal Mugs

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The new normal

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Just the one...

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Next Round Indicator

'Modern romance'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Coronavirus Romance

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"