Social Withdrawal Mugs

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The new normal

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Modern romance'

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

Coronavirus Romance

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"You want your olive?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Your shout!"