'You want to borrow a tampon?!'
Social Taboos Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the social taboos explorer in your life? Celebrate their daring attitude with something that sparks conversation and showcases their fearless curiosity. Our collection features witty, humorous, and slightly rebellious items designed for those who explore the edges of conventional social norms with a fun and provocative flair. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these gifts are sure to delight anyone who enjoys pushing boundaries and exploring the less-trodden paths of social etiquette.
Club Antisocial
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."
"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."
Politeness opens doors
"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"
'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'
"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"
'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'
"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"
"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'
". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."
Dog urinating standing up.
"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"
The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'
'Mind if we play through?'
"What have you done?"
'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'
"They say you're supposed to listen to what your body is telling you."
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Social Taboos Explorer Gifts Collection
Social Taboos Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate social taboos with humor and wit. Perfect for the bold explorer who loves a cheeky start to their day.
Social Taboos Explorer Pillows
Add some daring decor to their space with pillows that challenge social norms. Comfortable, funny, and bold—ideal for the adventurous home.
Social Taboos Explorer Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate the exploration of social taboos. Perfect for adding a provocative and stylish touch to any room.
Social Taboos Explorer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the social taboos explorer. Our playful and provocative designs let them wear their curiosity and rebellious spirit with pride.