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"Country Club Dungeon"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Not...one...drop.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Football drummer

Justice for a heckler.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Cockfight of words