Social Sharer Mugs

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Trickle down...

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"