Social Sharer Mugs

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'She blogged her first word today.'

Trickle down...

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"