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"Dickie Wilson attacked my values."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

A Little Extra

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Milkin' Impossible

MI5 Press Office

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Non discrimination to Vampires

Piorities in Minnesota.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Obey the Book or be damned!

Pikey and Chav.

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Asp Family

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

We're Not All Like That

CIVICS 101

'He's always been fascinated with disguises.'

Cocktails and Beer

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."