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Social Security Advisor Pillows
Add some personality to their workspace or home with a pillow featuring a witty message about social security advising. Comfort meets comedy in this charming accessory.
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
U of Debt
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."
All Hail the Matriarchy
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
Death to the Extremists
"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"
'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'
“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”
"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."
"All the celebrities come here."
"Really? a frikkin' math question?"
'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."
Book of Life, Answers in Back.
"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."
"How do I get down?"
"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"
My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'
"The meaning of life at a glance"
On Holiday
North Korea
"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."
"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."
"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."
Industrial Injuries Benefit.
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