Social Sarcasm Lover Prints

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Snarky District

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."