Social Responsibility Gifts

'I like to give something back to the community.'

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Noblesse Oblige Explained

Investments - we support universal wealth care.

Wishing swell.

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

COP26

Never Source

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

What did you know?/When did you know it?

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

Environmental danger.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

"Ever since we embraced corporate responsibility, my job satisfaction has gone down."

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'