Social Reformer Satire Prints

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

'It's a silent protest.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."