Social Reformer Satire Mugs

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, one is a dog."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"See. . .? We did do something."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"God help us, it's that guy."

More Unequal Than Others

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

'It's a silent protest.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"All the better to ignore you with."