Social Problem Awareness Advocates Gifts

'Please be patient sir, this gent was here first.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Prejudice/Empathy

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

An Arm and a Leg.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Gun Ego

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

War and Death.

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Reinventing myself.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"