Social Phobia Sufferer Prints

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Nervous at a party.

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

'I'm really shy you see: I guess I'll never be a 'Social Butterfly'...'

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

In the embarrassment cemetery

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

D*mn it.

'Hello... fear of greeting people at holiday seasons hotline.'

'I'm sure we haven't met. I use a telephoto lens.'

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

Out of my comfort zone

"Spider! Kill it! Kill it!"

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

"Beyond the edge pieces, I have commitment issues."

'You MUST come! We're inviting all our paranoid friends!'