Social Anxiety Warrior Prints

D*mn it.

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

Out of my comfort zone

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You have a fauxbia.'

Like.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Nervous at a party.

Bring your problems to work day.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"You must try to relax more"

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.