Social Obligation Navigators Mugs

'He's my wife's second cousin three times removed, but he keeps coming back.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"I really like smart women."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Senator, according to this report you've been

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"I forgot to charge him."

Evil Pusskins#3

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

'I'm under a lot of peer pressure!'

"Do we kiss these people?"