Social Networking Novice Mugs

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Good Luck!

Networking

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Bird Tweet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Mark Zuckerberg

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Chasebook

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Today's love

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'She's in training.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"