Social Media Wizards Mugs

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Lynching on social media

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Selfie Stick

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Like.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

The White House's Trojan Horse

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

Liking a Painting

Political Selfie

Free Internet Access

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Want to invest in Fritter? It's like Twitter, but you can only send 279 characters. Brilliant. You think so? I'll do you one better. Why not invest in my new service? Bitter! No fair. 278 characters but they can only be about why you're ticked off!

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

I can be upgraded, can you?