Social Media Whiz Mugs

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

"Now take a selfsie and twit it with the hashtag 'Not-So-Great-Britain'."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I can't remember where we recruited this one, but he's particularly good at tweeting."

The Selfie Culture

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Online Dating

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Like.

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The Communicator

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."