Social Media Star In Training Prints

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Giraffe Selfie

Obsession with the Internet.

City Marathon.

"I, TikTok."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Early Learning Today

"#notguilty."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."