Young Social Media Mavens Prints

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Lynching on social media

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie Stick

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Baby Screen Time

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Elephant ass selfie.

Chasebook

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Early Learning Today

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"#notguilty."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Studying and technology

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

~ S.O.S.

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Social Media

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"