"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"
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"He's my smart-aleck twin."
Hidden Facebook Features
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."
Facebook in the Boxing Ring
"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"
Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'
"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"
Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.
"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"
Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.
End of world nigh!!!
Fakebook
I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.
"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."
'Tell me something about yourself that I haven't Googled.'
"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."
Big Eyes
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
Likes Makes Right
Palm Top Readings
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
'Oh no, not another tweet!'
Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life
'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'
"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."
"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"
"Did you research and verify before posting this?"
The Social Media Expert
'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'
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