Social Media Pets Pillows

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Does he byte?"

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Beware of Blog

'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"Apparently, we're not the only ones who think he's cute. He has over 12 million Twitter followers."

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

"You found him on the Internet?"

"For his birthday, I got him a personalized video greeting from his favorite Instagram dog."

"And this app lets me know if I'm a good boy."

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

Free E kittens.