Social Media Mogul Mugs

"I haven't been doing too well recently, Tony, on social media."

Mark Zuckerberg

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Dog eat dog.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Newspaper suicide.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Creativity 2.0

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."