Social Media Guru Mugs

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

'No, net worth is not measured in Facebook Friends.'

"But mom, how do I know I'm having a great time if I don't get some jealous comments on Facebook?"

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

Social media convictions.

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

He had such faith in social networking.

Photos millennials post vs. photos Gen Z kids post

"Laura, I was wondering if we could continue our marriage through Facebook?"

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

The myPhone

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

"You seem very talented, based on your Facebook page. We just don't have any openings right now for a binge-drinking half-naked beer pong master."

Censorship

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I lie to people on Twitter about what I'm doing.'

"My family is pretty close. In fact, I'm streaming some family content as we speak."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'I have to tweet for help, so I need to let you go for just a minute.'

'Relax, it's not your time... I've just been following you on Twitter.'

We have a winner! We received dozens and dozens (okay, not that many dozens) of responses to our request for suggestions to name Rudy's generation. Are you curious to know which suggestion won?! Sorry, din't hear the ?. I was textin. We're gonna reveal the winner! Huh?

The White House's Trojan Horse

"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."

Hey guys, Bob's stuck at home, nut he told me to tell you, Owoooooo, owoooooo.

"I wish my life was like my life on Facebook."

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

Counting Likes

"Congratulations! You just withdrew $100! How would you like to share this news?"

"This is the Internet wing."