Social Media Mixer Mugs

"Try tweeting them something nice."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Summertime.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'Are you a good mixer?'