"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"
Social Media Maestro Gifts
Looking for a gift for your social media maestro? Discover a range of playful and clever products designed for the digital creator in your life. From mugs to prints, each item adds a touch of humor and personality, showcasing their passion for digital storytelling. These gifts are ideal for celebrating their creativity and dedication to social platforms. Whether they’re a content creator or a social media enthusiast, find something that will make them smile and energize their online presence.
"I don't know, Ted, I keep getting the feeling that you are ghosting me!"
'Hey, we're getting a twheat.'
"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
21st century water cooler conversations.
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
Mozart on a computer,
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Digital Fomo!
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"Textin’"
"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
Trick or Tweet
I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!
Twitter censorship
'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'
"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."
"She looks just like in your photos."
'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Giving Things Up For Lent.
"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."
Social Media Maestro Gifts Collection
Social Media Maestro Mugs
Discover a wide selection of mugs that match your social media maestro’s vibrant personality. Perfect for adding humor and charm to their daily coffee break.
Social Media Maestro Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add personality to their lounge or workspace. Quirky, fun, and cozy gifts for your social media enthusiast.
Social Media Maestro Prints
Decorate their digital space or studio with stunning prints that showcase their social media flair. A great way to personalize their environment.
Social Media Maestro T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for social media lovers. Witty, bold, and comfortable pieces that celebrate their passion for digital storytelling.