'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'
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Teenage forks.
Lady on Desert Island updating her Facebook status.
Fake news on social media
"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"
"I just tweeted something I shouldn't have."
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'
"I'm not your real wife, I'm your virtual wife. Your real wiofe is on vacation with your virtual best friend Bob."
Facebook/Meta
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
21st century water cooler conversations.
'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
Evolution.
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
Digital Fomo!
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
WiFi Signals
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
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