Social Life Pillows

The perils of overwork.

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

Rich husband

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Hungry child

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Like death by salad.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."