Social Interaction Philosopher Gifts

The Hug - An episode from American History

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Social media and privacy

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."