Social Interaction Philosopher Gifts

The Hug - An episode from American History

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Glance Exchange

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Social media and privacy

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.