Social Interaction Explorer Prints

"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"We don't have any booths, but there's room at a communal table..."

Silent Body Language

Club Antisocial

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Cyber Dream

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Bubbies and technology

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Hello, Patty!

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"I'm now at the age where I'll be spending all my time on my phone and computer. If I don't speak to you for the next few years, don't take it personally."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

Facebook maze.